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Husband poked his wife in the bed, "Darling I can't get sleep, why not we have a sex? The tired sleepy wife goes, "What do you think, somebody is singing lullaby in my vagina that you would get sleep?

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A girl asked, Who is the greatest terrorist of all? The man replied, "A woman. You see she knocks of one tower every night." The woman replied, "Ya and sure enough a man is the greatest rebuilder of all. He erects one tower a night."

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Dad went to school for getting the report card for his son in the middle of the class and had to wait long. So he got impatient and asked the lady teacher, " Madame, When will you give it to me then?" The smiling teacher says, "After my period is over for sure sir."

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Economics Professor: Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra? Student: Well, the more in it, better the interest you get.

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Officers at a military installation in U.S. were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee." The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?" "Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."