Joke stolen from: Email Joke Archive

Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the quiz show Family Feud.

** Name something a blind person might use -- A sword

** Name a song with "moon" in the title -- Blue suede moon

** Name a famous brother & sister -- Bonnie & Clyde

** Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers -- A horse

** Name something that floats in the bath -- Water

** Name something you wear on the beach -- A deck chair

** Name something red -- My cardigan

** Name a famous cowboy -- Buck Rogers

** Name a famous royal -- Mail

** Name a number you have to memorize -- 7

** Name something you do before going to bed -- Sleep

** Name something you put on walls -- Roofs

** Name something in the garden that's green -- Shed

** Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine -- A bicycle with wings

** Name something you might be allergic to -- Skiing

** Name a famous bridge -- The bridge over troubled waters

** Name something a cat does -- Goes to the toilet

** Name something you do in the bathroom -- Decorate

** Name an animal you might see at the zoo -- A dog

** Name something associated with the police -- Pigs

** Name a sign of the zodiac -- April

** Name a kind of ache -- Fillet 'O' Fish

** Name a food that can be brown or white -- Potato

** Name a famous Scotsman -- Jock

** Name a non living object with legs -- Plant

** Name a domestic animal -- Leopard

** Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' -- Knee

** Name a way of cooking fish -- Cod