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"I own a Great Dane and an American Saddlebred Horse (among other pets). I've always brought the dog with me to the farm where I keep my horse since it's good excercise for him and he never chases or bites at the horses. One day I brought the horse an "eggbutt" ball (designed for horse play) thinking he might be getting bored in his paddock. The dog took one look at the ball (which the horse was ignoring) and decided to show the horse how it's done. Well, the horse took offense to this and has chased the dog ever since!" --Jaime in Louisiana

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Jessica was three years old. It was Thanksgiving day. Her Uncle had been playing with her just before they sat down for dinner. You know the one (I got your nose) At the table just after Jessica's plate had been filled, she began crying,"What's the matter, Jessica?" her grandmother asked." "I can't eat without my nose!" Jessica answered.

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"My grandson, Tommy was born Dec. 11, and my grandaughter Charlie was 4 years old at the time. I got a call from her on Christmas day and asked how she liked her new baby brother. She replied "fine." Then I asked her if mom was letting her help feed the baby. After a long pause she replied, "NO Grandpa, my boobs don't have any milk in them." I fell off the couch in histerics handed the phone to my wife and realized Charlie must thing I'm the dumbest Grandpa in the world. That is still the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life." --Leonard

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My 12 year old niece was in school squinting at the lesson on the blackboard. The teacher walked by and asked, "Brenda, have your eyes ever been checked?" "No Sir," she replied, "They have always been solid blue." -Rowena

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"During a visit to my Grandmother's, she had shown my 3 children her collection of geodes.(those egg shaped rocks, that when broken reveal an interior full of crystals) As we were leaving, she presented each of the children with one small unbroken geode. They were all very excited with their treasures. An hour or so after arriving home, I heard my 3 year old son crying hysterically. Rushing through the house to find out what was wrong, I met his 5 year old sister coming to find me. "What's wrong with Kris?" I asked her. "Oh, he's ok" she answered. "He just broke his gonad." 20 years later, he still has not lived down that story LOL." -Lee