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My daughter was getting tested for preschool and the teacher showed her a picture of a t-shirt. "Samantha, what is missing from this picture?" Samantha's reply,"The head." Everyone at the testing could hardly keep a straight face! --S.Adair, La Harpe, Ks

When my grandaughter, Charlie, was three years old and in Pre-school, the teacher took all the kids to a old age home next door for a visit. Before entering the teacher asked the children what were some thing they should NOT do while visiting the elderly people. One kid said "No Running" another said "No Shouting", then came Charlie's turn. Her response was "NO FARTING." I imagine that teacher is still having a chuckle over that one, I know I am. --Leonard

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"One of my friends has brothers and sisters who are quite older than her. When she was three years old her older sister had the first grandchild in the family. My friend's mom came and told her, 'Monica, Monica, you're an Aunt!!! Monica, very upset and concerned said, 'Mommy, I don't want to be an ANT...I want to be a BUTTEREFLY!'"

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Me and my roomate had just moved into our apparment and I discovered the bathroom door knob was malfunctioning. He thought he was Mr. Fix-It and he attemtepted to fix it and it appeard as though he was successfull. However, one morning when he got up to do his "morning business" he discovered to his dismay that he was locked in the bathroom. I was not at home so he had to go to the window and ask a compleate strager in the parking lot to notify the office manager of his situation so that they can help him get out of the bathroom (the bathroom window faces the parking lot); because that window is not big enough to crawl through and get in or out. After an hour and a half a somebody finally notified the office and they were able to get him out. Till this day we all laugh about it of course he does not think it is funny. --Ruben

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Every evening there are about 5 to 6 bucks that come out into our field by the house. And every night I would take the binoculars and check out the bucks. Well one night my three year old daughter look out there with the binoculars and she came running into the kitchen yelling. "Grandma, Grandma there are six dollars out in the field." Now every night there are dollars out in the field. --Stacy Lumley

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On day me and my sister had to take a drug test at the hospital so that we could get a job that we both applied for. Well while she was in taking hers, her son - he was 2 at the time- decided that he was going to be a dog. When a nurse walked by carrying a tray he barked at her. She almost dropped the tray she was startled, then she started laughing. What made it worse is that they were doing construction in another hall way, and there were people coming and going, and he was barking at all of them. When we got ready to leave, he wouldn't stand up!!! He had to crawl out. When we picked him up he just kept the crawling position, so we decided to let him. Everyone got a good laugh that day. --SH