FunkyGQ

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We were helping customers when the store optometrist walked by and flirted with a co-worker. Of course, we all had to stop what we were doing to tease her. But she quickly dis- missed the notion of a budding romance. "Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?" she asked. "It would always be, 'Better like this...or like this?'"

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It is now proved beyond doubt that riding a motorcycle is one of the leading causes of statistics."

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Employee at desk to boss: "Sure, I can handle multi-tasking. Can you handle multi-paying?"

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A bus stops at a bus station. A train stops at a train station. On my desk, I have a work station...

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.