Funny Funnel

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Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

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I was in a bank when a man entered with a rather large dog on a leash. When he asked if it was okay to bring his pet into the building, a bank official answered,

"Yes, provided he doesn't make a deposit."

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A man just got dumped by his girlfriend.

He was telling several friends about how it happened and said, "When I was talking to her on the phone, she told me something about meeting a man in Germany. This man owns a sheep farm and is very, very rich."

Then one of the friends asked, "You mean she dumped you for a German shepherd?"

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My husband and I found this great new method of birth control that really, really works...

Every night before we go to bed, we spend an hour with our kids.

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Dress Code At College Events

Informal: Sock (s) not required

Semiformal: Two socks required

Formal: Both socks must match