- Category: Gigglets
- Created on Thursday, 26 October 2000 23:00
"Sometimes, when you're young, you've just gotta be taught a lesson. I remember one day Mom caught me stealing. She said, 'Just wait until your father gets home.' So I waited and waited, for what seemed like an eternity. Finally, Dad got home, and Mom told him what I'd been up to. Dad fetched an iron bar from the garage, took me out into the yard and said, 'Son, that's not the best way to pick a lock.' Then he taught me. Afterwards, we went out stealing together. Man, I had really cool parents."
- Paul Hancox