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Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow broke up. The relationship ended because Sheryl wanted to get married but Lance didn't have the balls.
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Hollywood private investigator Anthony Pellicano has been indicted for tapping phones to find embarrassing information about Sylvester Stallone. Wait a minute ... who the hell needs a private investigator to find embarrassing information about Sylvester Stallone?
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Coalition: One or more nations whose leaders have been duped, pressured or bribed into supporting ill-conceived, unnecessary, under-planned and/or illegal US military operations.
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Economic Recovery: When three out of five software engineers who lost their jobs to outsourcing are able to find part-time work at Wal-Mart.
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Impolite Things to Say at a Wake
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you'll miss him, he didn't molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn't bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It's weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn't that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you're a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby.
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