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PUN SERIES DEJA VU

Deja Zoo:: The feeling that I've visited this menagerie before.

Deja Woo: The feeling that I've dated this girl before.

Deja Glue: The feeling that I've used this model cement before.

Deja Loo: The feeling I've been to this bathroom before.

Deja Queue: The feeling I've waited in this line before.

Deja Boo: The feeling I've been scared this way before

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At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another. Soon the cook dashed out of the kitchen. "Here you are," he announced. "It's the missing link!"

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A Bohemian farmer during WW II found a midget from Prague at his door asking to be hidden from the pursuing Gestapo. "I can't," said the farmer. "I'd be in trouble if I tried to cache even a small Czech." (Stan Kegel)

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The African chieftain was so religious that when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starving in the wilds, they began feeding on humans. Before long, even the antelope and zebra were so plentiful that they began nibbling on natives. The terrified populace petitioned their leader to rescind his edict, but he refused: thus, they had no choice but to overthrow the chief. Not only was the revolt successful, It was the first time in history that a reign was called on account of game.

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The baker pushed his wife into the cake mix. She claimed she was a battered woman.