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Joke stolen from: Hilarity/Hilarity Junior

Joke stolen from: Hilarity/Hilarity Junior

Disqualified' man crashes into judge

A man facing charges of driving while disqualified had a crash on the way to court with the judge who was due to hear his case.

The 25-year-old New Zealander was driving to Westport District Court when the accident happened.

Judge Raymond Kean was also driving to the court after travelling from Christchurch. They crashed at a junction.

The Stuff website says the man will appear before another judge next month.

Source: Ananova

Useful link: http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_565284.html

Joke stolen from: Hilarity/Hilarity Junior

Aussie stars win dirty weekend survey

Russell Crowe and Kylie Minogue are people's ideal partners for a dirty weekend, according to a new survey.

Crowe beat fellow Hollywood actors George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.

Kylie triumphed over the likes of Julia Roberts and Penelope Cruz.

Only one in three women and one in four men said they would take their partner on a dirty weekend.

The survey also revealed that 32% of couples had checked into a hotel or guest house under bogus names.

Source: Ananova

Useful link: http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_568037.html

Joke stolen from: Hilarity/Hilarity Junior

They were caught by police smoking the massive spliff in a public park in Darwin, Australia.

All five are members of cannabis campaign group Network Against Prohibition.

They were all arrested, one for having a toke as the smoke-in began. They claimed it was the town's biggest joint.

But it was not confiscated because police say it may not have contained marijuana. Police have not yet said what those arrested have been charged with.

The group's spokesman, Scott White, says the joint was lit as a solidarity gesture for Darwin's pot smokers, reports Australia's ABC News.

Source: Ananova

Useful link: http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_571430.html

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"Crime of passion is a phrase that drives me crazy. A man murdering his girlfriend is not a crime of passion. Premature ejaculation - that's a crime of passion."

---Hellura Lyle