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An Indiana woman bit two librarians after they tried to stop her from stealing about $70 from the public library's cash drawer. The two female librarians then chased the woman outside and wrestled with her while library patrons called police. The woman bit one lady on the chest and another's thumb before three teenage males helped subdue the thief police later identified as Mary Don, age 76.

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47% of Americans who move to a new address switch toothpaste brands at the same time.

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The principal of a Romanian high school wants to buy a breathalyzer to test students and teachers in the morning.

Principal Philemon Viteazul said he noticed many students, and also teachers, appeared to be "very tired" when they come to school.

He said the penalties for those who are caught off-guard will be a one day suspension and "a surprise anti-hangover lesson".

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Doctors from a Romanian hospital want all the nurses to wear miniskirts. They claim the old uniforms are out-of date.

Their demand has been taken into consideration by the National Hospital Board.

Dr. Julian Serban, who is the head of the local authority said: "I believe all the women nurses and doctors should wear mini skirts. It would speed up the recovery of male patients and save the insurance companies money."

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I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:

"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. If your call is not answered within five more minutes, you may press seven. This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do while you wait."