John

Joke stolen from: John

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"They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." -- Carl Sagan

Joke stolen from: John

Vickie was visiting wealthy friends who had just bought an elaborate estate in Depoe Bay. She had been shown the house, the gardens, and the lake. "And now, Vickie," continued the proud owner, "let me show you the apiary." "Thank you very much," replied Vickie apprehensively. "But I'd rather not. I've always been afraid of apes."

Joke stolen from: John

Some people say that Vickie is superficial, but that's just on the surface.

Joke stolen from: John

"Americans are getting stronger Vickie. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five- year-old can do it."

Joke stolen from: John

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies Vickie; probably because they are generally the same people.

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