JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

Joke stolen from: JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

I had no idea how little my new girlfriend knew about football until the offense scored a touchdown. With a look of utter disappointment, she said, "They were doing so well why did they change all the players?" --

Joke stolen from: JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived.

The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, "What are you going to use this fertilizer for?"

The man said, "For my strawberries."

The boy replied, "Well, at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries."

Joke stolen from: JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

I do not trip over things... I just perform random gravity checks!

Joke stolen from: JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.

As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said,

"What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"

Joke stolen from: JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

The scariest feeling in the world is the split second when you lose balance in the shower and think, "Oh God, they're going to find me naked."