Joke stolen from: JuSt JoKiN' byTAC

A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock.

"Help, is there anybody up there?" he shouted, and a majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch." boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anyone else up there I could talk to?"