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Shrinkwrapped, the book "Twenty Ways to Mate: Translated from the French with Original Illustrations" was selling like hotcakes.

As he rang up yet another sale, one clerk shook his head and said to another, "You know, I've just never seen a chess book sell so well!"

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A professor was walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival professor. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily: "I never make way for fools"! Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said : "I always do".

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A bosomy blonde was trying on an extremely low-cut dress. As she studied herself in the mirror, she asked the saleswoman if she thought it was too low-cut. "Do you have hair on your chest?" the saleswoman asked. "NO!" "Then," the saleswoman said, "it's too low-cut!"

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A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out. She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have to walk to town to get it. He said he had to pee first. While he was doing his business, the girl decided to light a match near the gas neck to see if there was any gas in there. There was a big explosion, and she called out to him, "Honey, help me find my purse, it's got my $100 in it!" He replied, "Hell with that. Help me find my right hand, it's got my dick in it!"

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A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own business and ignored the girls.

While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and says "If you don't do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Fearing for his life, he did it with her. Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over to him and said "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Again fearing for his life, he agreed. Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him and said "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"

She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."