Joke stolen from: Laugh-A-Day

You know, I keep seeing so-called 'hashtags' all over everything I read and it amazes me that Twitter is still such a big thing. #NotMySocialMedia

Maybe it's because I really don't care what anybody else thinks, but I lost interest in Twitter in less than a month. I had 12 followers. #AbjectFailure Of course, I have never been very popular, so that's not anything new. #NobodyLovesMe #GoodbyeCruelWorld

It seems like anybody who is popular on Twitter is a demagogue #NotMyPresident #OpenBorders #BlackLivesMatter #FatGirlsRock, a conspiracy nut #WhiteMalePatriarchy #WeAreNotAlone #IlluminatiRule #HanShotFirst, or a rabble... rouser #BuildTheWall #ToxicFeminism #CalExit

On the other hand I never really had anything that controversial or even interesting to Tweet. #DoesThisLookInfected #FiveInchesIsPlenty #ChappedNipples

But I hate to abandon what is obviously a popular portal for facts, voices and opinions from the wide open world (no matter how stupid those voices and opinions may be). So I ask my dozens of faithful readers, if I were to reactivate my Twitter account, would you follow me? #LongShot #NotAChanceInHell #LoservillePopulationYou