Joke stolen from: Laugh-A-Day

Jesus was hanging from the cross and he called out to Peter.

"Peter, I need to see you."

Peter tried to get to the cross but the Roman soldiers fought him back.

Jesus again said, "Peter, please come here. I want to tell you something."

Again Peter tries to fight his way through the guards but once again they stop him.

One more time, Jesus says, "Peter, please, I need to tell you something.

This time, Peter musters up all of his strength, manages to get past the guards, goes up to the cross and says, "Yes my Lord, what do you want to tell me."

Jesus replies, "I can see your house from up here."