Laugh-A-Day

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"Trump's approval rating is at 36 percent. It is worse than Obama's lowest, and worse than Bill Clinton's lowest. After hearing this, Trump promised to hunt down bin Laden and sleep with an intern." -Jimmy Fallon

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"In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath." -Conan O'Brien

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"Scientists have discovered that men are genetically programed to look at other women. So sorry, ladies, it's science. I've got to do what I've got to do." -Conan O'Brien

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"Entrepreneurs in Brazil are building a new theme park called 'ErotikaLand' and it will feature rides and attractions based around sexuality. Just a word of warning: Steer clear of Splash Mountain." -Seth Meyers

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My wife asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?"

Apparently "Only to stop myself from cuming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.