Joke stolen from: Laura's Smaller Funnies

Triplets...

Three babies are in their mothers womb. One of them says, I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here.

The next one says, I want to be an Olympic swimmer because I get so much practice in here.

Then the last baby says, I'm going to be a hunter, because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again I'm gonna chop that damned thing in half!