LOL Lewd Lines - Dirty Jokes for the Dirty Minded

Joke stolen from: LOL Lewd Lines - Dirty Jokes for the Dirty Minded

A friend of mine has asked me to submit this very embarrassing time for him. Randy had to be taken to the emergency room because of an accident that happened at work. Because of the bulge near his groin, a hernia was suspected. After being told to remove ALL of his clothes for the examination and lay down on the bed, he was then covered with a sheet. Without warning a doctor appeared with three teenage future medical students, threw the covers back and announced, "Girls, this is what one looks like." Randy is still wondering just which "one" he meant.

Joke stolen from: LOL Lewd Lines - Dirty Jokes for the Dirty Minded

How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? Lipstick on all the cucumbers.