Loogy!

Joke stolen from: Loogy!

Jessie James and his gang attacked a train just outside Oklahoma City. They went through each car lining up the travelers and preparing to take all the loot they could handle.

Jessie entered the first car and yelled, "Okay, everybody, we're going to rape all the men and rob all the women."

His brother Frank turned to him and said, "Jessie, we're going to rob all the men and rape all the women."

With that, a little fag in the corner piped up, "Listen, you heard Jessie. He's the boss."