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What happens when you take a Packard Bell, Windows 95, a grenade and put them together?

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A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"

"I'm the Class of 2000 just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me."

The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says, "Congratulations, I'm Mitch Class of 1949."

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Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?"

Defendant: "No, I did not."

Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"

Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder."

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Q: Do you know how many lawyer jokes there really are in the world? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

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An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife that she should take out life insurance.

"Suppose your husband were to die," he said, "what would you get?"

The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house wouldn't seem so quiet."