Melvin Durai

Joke stolen from: Melvin Durai

An exerpt from this weeks column:

"MICHAEL JACKSON NEEDS TO GET REAL" Web Column

Michael was accused of child molestation in 1993 and settled the case out of court for a reported $25 million. Nevertheless, he hoped to convince the world that his love for children is perfectly normal, that it's OK for him to allow other people's children to sleep in his bed. Sorry, Michael, but the only child who should be allowed in your bed is Julia Child. She's over 90 and knows exactly what to do with fruitcakes.