Pooh-Bah's Adult Humour

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"The U.S. Treasury is issuing a new five dollar bill, with a much larger, easy-to-read five on it. Thanks to the large print, the five dollar bill will retain its status as the official birthday gift from old people." -Conan O'Brien

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According to a new study, a record number of babies are being born in cars on the L, A. Freeways. The traffic is so bad that women can't reach the hospital in time. This is the only place in the world where you can conceive in the back seat, have the baby in the passenger seat and die of old age in the traffic in the driver's seat. It's the cycle of life.

Joke stolen from: Pooh-Bah's Adult Humour

There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible, it says that Adam came first, then Eve. The teacher replied, "Yes, dear, that is true, according to the Word Of God." The girl responded, "Daddy always told me it is Ladies before Gentlemen. Didn't that rule apply during the Creation time?" Our teacher gets a smile on her face... she said, "Dearie, Adam came first -- trust me! And every man since him came first, too!"

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A thief has stolen a life-size cardboard cut-out of a policeman that was intended to deter shoplifters at a supermarket. Police say the cardboard cut-out had been doing a great job of deterring shoplifters. The cheeky thief paid for his groceries and then waltzed off with the life-size cut-out under his arm. But police may yet have the last laugh - as the theft was captured by CCTV cameras and they are confident of making an arrest. Thefts had fallen from 36 per month to just one since the cut-out was introduced two years ago, and police believe the theft may be an act of revenge. The cut-out, which cost $200 to produce, has been rotated between stores. It looks so life-like that some shoppers have even tried to engage the cardboard copper in conversation.

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On that fateful day, March 6, 1836, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were there already. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them. Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said. " Jim, are we landscaping today?"