Red Dragon

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Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Joke stolen from: Red Dragon

A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. "He's tattooed," she confided in a low voice, "in a very intimate place!"

"You mean-" gasped the beautiful nurse.

"Yes! Isn't that odd? There's actually a word tattooed there: 'Swan."'

"This I've got to see," exclaimed the voluptuous one, and she hurried off to Ward Ten. Half an hour later, she returned.

"You were right," she said, "he is tattooed there. But the word is 'Saskatchewan'!"

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They now say that tests on monkeys prove that HIV can be transmitted through oral sex. What I want to know is, what weirdo was hired to blow the monkeys? (Unknown)

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When I was in the fifth grade I was taught sex ed by a 65-year-old nun, which is kind of like taking barbecue lessons from a vegetarian. Either way, there's been very limited experience handling meat. - Allen Lindsey -

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Michael Jackson has checked into the Betty Ford Rehab center to cure him of his 12 year old crack habit.