Rob

Joke stolen from: Rob

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." - Pat Glenn, Weightlifting commentator

Joke stolen from: Rob

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him" - NZ rugby commentator

Joke stolen from: Rob

"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite" - Formula 1's Murray Walker

Joke stolen from: Rob

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

"Oh my God, what have I just said?"

- An ex US TV commentator

Joke stolen from: Rob

"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!" - British soccer commenatator on a Spanish substitution