Running Bear

Joke stolen from: Running Bear

In one of Kerry speeches the other day, he said that the "W" in George W. Bush stands for WRONG.

When Bush heard this, he said, "My middle initial doesn't start with an 'R' "

Joke stolen from: Running Bear

Q: Why do 99% of the girls have a bigger left breast?

A: Because 99% of the guys are right handed.

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President Bush fell off his bicycle while exercising at his ranch in Texas the other day. Officials say no essential parts of his body were injured, which means he must have only hit his head.

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The other night John Kerry addressed President Bush directly by saying, 'In the weeks ahead, let's be optimistic.' Today, President Bush fired back saying, 'What does making eye glasses have to do with running the country?'

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Top Things Radical Republicans Are Boycotting Besides Heinz Ketchup

* Keri skin lotion

* Left turn signals

* Head and Shoulders Shampoo (directions say to use a 'liberal" amount)

* Bush and garden trimmers

* The Bill of Rights