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They Said It !!!

The team has come along slow but fast. -- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manager

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. -- General William Westmoreland

Well, that was a cliff-dweller. -- Wes Westrum, baseball coach, about a close game

This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time. -- Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. -- Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier. -- Traffic Report

Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it. -- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant

These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up. -- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

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Did you heard the terrible news ' Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! '

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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

no wonder their population is 1.25 billion