Stan Kegel's Puns of the Weak

Joke stolen from: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Weak

Airline attendant: "Would you care for some bread?"

Passenger: "Only if it kneaded me."

Joke stolen from: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Weak

Airline attendant: " Would you care for some salad?"

Passenger: "Not now; I'm just dressing."

Joke stolen from: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Weak

Exodus 28:42: "And you shall make for Aaron your brother and for his sons linen undergarments to cover their nakedness; they shall reach from the waist to the thighs." There you have it, straight from Moses. The only Kosher underwear is Boxer Shorts! (Marsha Coleman)

Joke stolen from: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Weak

Airline attendant: "Would you care for some grape juice?"

Passenger: "I guess I could squeeze it in."

Joke stolen from: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Weak

A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other hand, men spend half their income on the wives when the wife finds out about the mistress. So it all balances out. (Jay Leno)