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Mother came home unexpectedly one evening, and she was shocked to find her daughter in a compromising position with the neighbor's son. "Why - I never she gasped. The lad rolled over. "Oh, you must have... once!"

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Then there was the little old lady with varicose veins who won first prize at a costume ball. She went nude, as a road map.

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Did you hear about the diner who didn't believe in flying saucers until he goosed a waitress!

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A New York fashion designer warns that if hemlines get any shorter, women won't dare sit down and men won't dare stand up.

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Why is cunnilingus called eating, while fellatio is called a blow job? The terms were invented by a woman to make the one sound enjoyable and the other like work.