Joke stolen from: The Daily Dose

All airmen going through basic training at Lackland Air Force Base in California are urged to write frequent letters home. But they don't always do so.

One such aurman had to be called into the commander's office when this letter was received from his mother:

"Dear Sir:

I have not heard from my son for three weeks. If he is dead, please send his body to Route 1, Hugo, Oklahoma 74743."