Joke stolen from: The Daily Dose

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Cathy and I joined some friends from work for dinner. It was sort of a reunion for one of our coworkers that retired recently. After the meal we were chatting over coffee and asking how the adjustment to retired life was going.

Remembering his passion for skiing, I asked if he had been skiing recently.

"No Rodney, I had to give up skiing." he answered.

Shocked I asked "Why, did you have an injury?"

"No, that's not it."

"Then why did you give up skiing? Are you afraid of getting hurt?"

"Well, now I am," he responded. "Before I could hobble into work with a cast or two and still do my job, but now I'd be messing up my golf game!"