Joke stolen from: The Daily Dose

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Once when I was a teen-ager, I was walking with my mother on a winter day. It was quite cold but (knock wood) low temperatures don't bother me much, and as i my custom, I had left my overcoat unbuttoned.

My mother, obviously uncomfortable, finally said sharply, "Button your coat, Isaac; I'm freezing."

As you can imagine, I was unable to convince my mother she had said anything funny.