Joke stolen from: The Daily Dose

TRAVEL TIP

Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler.

Wake-up calls: worst way to wake up. The phone rings; it's loud; you can't turn it down.

I leave the number of the room next to me, and then it rings kind of quiet, and you hear a guy yell, "What are you calling me for?"

Then you get up and take a shower. It's great.