Joke stolen from: The Daily Dose

Gastonia, NC - A woman hitchhiker who said she stripped to attract a ride attracted instead a state trooper who charged her with indecent exposure. The German tourist told the trooper she was hitchhiking from Atlanta to Norfolk, Va where she hoped to locate her friend. At least eight motorists called 911 on their cell phones instead of stopping. The trooper who charged the woman said she was standing at an exit ramp carrying her coat, a change of clothes and a passport. (AP)