Joke stolen from: The Daily Dose

Hanover, Germany - A German solarium owner said he is offering free sessions to clients who consented to nude pictures of their time under the lamp being posted on an Internet website. Manuel Scholz, who runs a tanning center in the northern city of Hanover, said the offer has already been taken up by a woman who achieved national fame in Germany recently by taking a shower live in front of millions of viewers of a "real life" TV show which followed the intimate lives of ordinary Germans. Scholz says, "This is not about pornography. This is about lifestyle." (Reuters)