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Coventry, RI - Some folks hand out business cards, others try resumes. But police in Rhode Island say one man went a little too far in displaying his assets. Authorities charge that David Compton put his own nude photo under the windshield wipers of parked cars, then watched for a reaction. He tried the stunt at a Wal-Mart, putting the photo on the windshield of a young woman's car and then allegedly followed her to see her reaction. He's been charged with disorderly conduct and stalking. (AP)