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I used to box. My best punch was a rabbit punch, but they would never let me fight rabbits. -- Lummox Luthor

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One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked.

His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same without him, etc.

Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?"

She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!"

As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry me again?"

Without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."

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Scientists have just announced the successful birth of the world's first porcu-cow. It's half-porcupine, and half-cow. Conveniently, this steak comes with toothpicks.

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POLITICAL LOVE

Robert Kennedy's daughter Kerry once impetuously embraced her father and kissed him vigorously on the cheek.

Bobby admonished her, laughing, "Please Kerry, I told you -- only when there are cameramen around."

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Volunteer: These generous people give their time to worthy causes, asking for absolutely nothing in return, which is nice. Absurd, but nice. -- Bob Glickman, Work Sucks