Joke stolen from: The Joke Doctor

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A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically, 'Marian, Marian!'

Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her, 'You shouldn't call me 'Marian.' I'm your mother, you know.'

'I know,' said the child, 'but the store is full of mothers.'