The Joke Doctor

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First we state that girls require time and money. Girls = Time * Money

And as we all know "time is money." Time = Money

Therefore: Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2

And because "money is the root of all evil"; Money = /Evil

Therefore: Girls = (/Evil)2

And we are forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil

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"I was out one night with some friends and we were lying on the ground, looking up at stars, discussing about the different constellations and stuff when one friend said, (brace yourself) 'Does Japan have the same sun as us?'" --Melanie H.

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"I was out walking with some friends and said, 'Look, a bird with no wings!!!' Everyone looked up." --Buckies

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"A couple friends and I were at a stoplight and we saw this guy getting out of his car. His muffler had fallen off right in the middle of the intersection. He gets out and picks it up, lets out a yelp as he drops it, and starts blowing on his hands as he danced around a bit. He ends up kicking it to the side and leaving it there, but we never laughed so hard in our lives." --Amy M.

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