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During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoors man!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

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A salesman walks into a bar and asks, "Do you know where Bubba Smith lives?"

"Sure," says the bartender, "But you have to be careful.

Don't honk your horn when you pull up in front of Bubba's house."

"Why is that?" asked the salesman.

"Well, you see, about three months ago, Bubba's wife ran off with a banjo player named Junior. And every time Bubba hears someone honk, he's afraid the banjo player is bringing her back, and he gets his gun."

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The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor.

"All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him. And he's right too. I have no desire at all."

The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return for a visit in two weeks.

After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling into his office. "Those pills were great Doc, I'm doin' it twice a night now."

"That's wonderful." said the doctor.

"What does your husband say now?"

"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home yet."

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While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took x-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis.

"What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment.

"He fell out of a tree," I reported.

The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.

"I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Bob's Expert Tree Service."

Gazing intently at the x-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, "Cross out 'Expert.'

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

Will Rogers