Joke stolen from: Training2Laugh

Our choir had grown so large that folding chairs had been placed up to and around the pulpit. This seriously restricted our pastor, who likes to move about when preaching.

One Sunday, in fact, our pastor had flung out a hand to emphasize a point " and hit a lady choir member flush in the face!

The following Sunday, the pastor had *just* started his sermon when the congregation broke into laughter. He stood there, confused, until someone pointed to the choir behind him.

He turned around and there sat the lady he had struck the week before, calmly wearing a catcher's mask!