Joke stolen from: Training2Laugh

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and asked, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one-dollar bill replied, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church..."