Joke stolen from: Training2Laugh

The doctor was reviewing, some results from a routine blood test with me during my checkup, then he took my blood pressure. "Were you in a hurry this morning?" he asked.

Contemplating the worst, I replied, "No, as a matter of fact, I sat quietly in the waiting room, very relaxed and reading. Why? Is my blood pressure off the scales?"

"No," replied the doctor,"your camisole is on inside out."