Joke stolen from: Training2Laugh

A big burly man visited the parsonage to speak to the minister's wife, a charitable woman. In a broken voice, he told her, "Ma'am, a local family is in a terrible plight: the father is dead, the mother is ill, and her children are starving. They're going to be forced out of their home unless someone pays their rent today."

The pastor's wife asked, "That's terrible! May I ask who you are?"

The visitor dabbed his eyes with his handkerchief and replied, "I'm their landlord!"