Joke stolen from: Training2Laugh

At a bakery, the manager asked a new employee, Bitzi, that they were training if she could take several cases of frozen pies out of the freezer and put half of them in the oven.

When he returned a little while later, he realized that he should probably have been clearer. There at a table was Bitzi, surrounded by dozens of massacred frozen pies that she had tried to cut in half.