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A Danish prince has upset animal rights campaigners by admitting he loves dogs - delicately sliced and lightly fried. Prince Henrik of Denmark told Ud & Se magazine: ?Dog meat tastes like rabbit. Like dried baby goat. Or perhaps - I know! - like veal. Like the veal of a baby suckling calf, only drier.? The 72-year-old Prince, the husband of Queen Margrethe, is the honorary president of the Danish Dachshund Club, reports the Times. He developed an appetite for dog-bone stew and other canine delicacies at an early age. He grew up in Vietnam, where roast dog remains a speciality.

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German cops have arrested a gang who stole hundreds of top of the range BMWs and Mercedes piece by piece. The gang, who stole car parts after getting jobs in the factories where they were made, was arrested in a massive police raid in Munich. They had smuggled millions of pounds worth of cars out bit by bit in clothing and bags for six years before the scam was exposed. So far three people have been arrested following a six-month investigation involving 200 police officers. The investigation showed that many of the reassembled cars were stored nearby and then sold to countries in South-Eastern Europe.

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A nine-year-old girl faces a trial for causing an accident after she was knocked over by a car on a zebra crossing. The youngster, not named for legal reasons, from Schaffhausen in Switzerland was slightly injured after she was hit by the car while crossing the road with her mum and younger sister. The car driver claims the young girl ran out from behind a bus and straight into his vehicle, and was therefore a danger to him and other motorists. She is now being hauled up in front of the Schaffhausen youth court where she could face a fine.

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A couple are suing a five star resort after its swimming pool allegedly turned a woman's hair green. Carolina Carreno and Francisco Vargas were on their honeymoon at a top resort in Quinta Region, Chile. Carolina's waist- length blonde hair turned green after the went for a swim on the first night, reports La Cuarta. Francisco said: "Everything was perfect and we did smell something funny in the swimming pool but we could not anticipate what was coming. At first, when I saw the hair, I tried to say something funny to calm her down, but she was really angry. And now everyone is calling her the incredible hulk!"

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"Even though CBS has apologized for the group Outkast wearing feathers and war paint at the Grammy's, some Native Americans are still really mad. Not only that, the Village People are furious." - Conan O'Brien