Joke stolen from: Whack Report

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Today's true story was sent in by Dave Goudsward...

I was working from home one day recently, and the phone was constantly ringing because somebody apparently had an autodialing fax machine repeatedly dialing my number.

Finally I get fed up and used *69 to trace the call. Then I used the Internet to discover that the fax machine was calling me from a doctor's office. I called the office, and suggested that they stop calling me.

I was about to leave the website where I found the number when I noticed that the doctor is a colorectal surgeon with the extraordinarily professional email account of

Well, he certainly was a pain in mine.