Joke stolen from: Wubbie and Wanker

Male Comebacks to the Females comebacks. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little moustache

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you shag .

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.

Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather die. Man: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.