ThievingJoker Intros

C: is the root of all directories..

First off, retro credit for the article yesterday about feeling haunted by satanic cherry trees in bloom. The piece was written by Roger Bicknell.

Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.